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11.06.2025 09:45
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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share office space ...
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
What causes you to be tired all the time and major headaches?
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Then came..
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Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
While emptying a house, have you ever seen something in it that blew your mind?